Machine gun legs

At least this one's kinda heart-shaped

That’s what the husband has started calling me. He’s tactful like that.

Between the crossed-knee and straight-leg laybacks, and the new leg hangs I just learned, my thighs have natural camouflage patterns.

It’s just as well that the weather’s cooler now, cos my shorts are staying in my wardrobe until I can wear them without strangers glaring at my husband suspiciously…

About Chwenny

Body, soul, and pole!
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5 Responses to Machine gun legs

  1. Holly says:

    It’s funny you should post this because today I got the worst bruises I’ve gotten in MONTHS from practicing the superman to dove (talk about MAJOR PAIN!), and I’ve been practicing so intensely lately that my legs are just covered in them! (My boyfriend makes fun of me for it too.) Not to mention the fact that I totally ripped some skin off the top of my foot this evening from doing the same move over and over… 😦 But oh well. They may be ugly, but I’d like to think of them as battle scars. 🙂

  2. Chwenny says:

    Ouch, your poor shredded foot! Omg, the superman.. I tried it just once before and it hurt like WTF!!

  3. Po.lita says:

    Wear them with pride honey! New bruise, new trick 😉

  4. I was doing this two week immersion program that had me poling for 11 days straight ALL day and my body literally looked like someone beat me very bad. There were bruises where I couldn’t even explain. I’m assuming as I progress, there will be more. Comes with the territory?

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